Smarty Pants

Menu

• All Ages Are Welcome!

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• Speed Racer

  $19.95

  Field Roast grilled with onions and vinaigrette on a french roll with our house made giardinera, shredded lettuce, oil and vinegar.

• Troublemaker®

  $19.95

  Chopped chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey Jack cheese, and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and Trouble sauce.

• Ms. Piggy

  $20.50

  Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, Monterey Jack cheese, and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.

• Chicago Italian Beef

  add cheese $1$19.95

• Turkey And Avocado

  $19.95

  Grilled turkey with our own avocado spread, Monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.

• Lil’ Philly

  $19.95

  Rich roasted beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, green peppers, and swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.

• Scamp

  $19.95

  Hill's ham grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onion.

• Club Pants

  $19.95

  Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread.

• Pit Boss

  $19.95

  Hill's ham, smoked bacon, and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato, and pepperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll with mayo.

• Chickenhawk

  $19.25

  Chopped chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce then topped with Monterey Jack cheese, red onion and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll.

• Deluxe Grilled Cheese

  $19.95

  Avocado spread, Monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.

• Firecracker

  $19.50

  Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.

• Gringa

  $20.50

  Our succulent slow-roasted pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce, and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.

• French Dip

  $19.50

  Thinly sliced roast beef and swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted french roll with homemade au jus.

• Falcone

  $19.95

  Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast chopped and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce, and mayo. Served on a french roll.